Okay so, I really love Big Scary Shark movies. BUT. I love them because I think sharks are utterly amazing, are vital to the health of our oceans, and deserve to be protected.
I would KILL for a movie like MEG or JAWS that totally advertises itself as this whole “terrifying tooth-beast from The Deeps terrorizes innocent beach-goers” movie, but like it turns out that the people realize its being driven out of its natural hunting grounds by people, and then the Well Meaning Protagonists basically team up with Giant Eating Machine and fuck up some polluters or whatever.
SHARKS AS HEROES. That’s all I’m sayin’. That’s the movie I want.

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